# Sign at a railway station in Patna : Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye tho khana free.

# Seen at a famous beauty parlor in Bombay : Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

# Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay : We need your heads to run our business.

# A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....

#THE BEST ONE : Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God." - Indian Armed Forces -