Everything is Possible http://www.charubhashini.com Thu, 9 Sep 2010 13:45:26 -0700 New Indian Rupee Symbol interpretation http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/09/07/new-indian-rupee-symbol-interpretation Jaanavi


-Charu
]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/09/07/new-indian-rupee-symbol-interpretation Tue, 7 Sep 2010 22:03:46 -0700 Importance of walking! http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/09/07/importance-of-walking Jaanavi Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month. 

   My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where he is.
  
   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
  
   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
  
   The advantage of exercising every day
    is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND

   Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
 and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.


Charu
]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/09/07/importance-of-walking Tue, 7 Sep 2010 20:58:51 -0700 OxyMorons!!! http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/06/06/oxymorons Jaanavi An Oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:

01. Clearly Misunderstood
02. Exact Estimate
03. Small Crowd
04. Act Naturally
05. Found Missing
06. Fully Empty
07. Pretty Ugly
08. Seriously Funny
09. Only Choice
10. Original Copies

And, the Mother of all..


11. Happily Married


-Charu
]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/06/06/oxymorons Sun, 6 Jun 2010 21:49:50 -0700 Hello Operator http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/05/21/hello-operator Jaanavi Actual call center conversations!

Customer:   'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get
through;can you help?'
Operator:    'Where did you get that number, sir?'
Customer:   'It's on the door of the business.'
Operator:    'Sir, those are the hours that the business is open.'
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Samsung Electronics
Caller:        'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator:   'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller:        'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket
and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number
for Jack?'
Operator:   'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'
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Tech Support:  'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
Customer:        'OK.'
Tech Support:  'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
Customer:    'No.'
Tech Support:  'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer:        'No.'
Tech Support:  'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?'
Customer:        'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'
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Caller:  'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized
that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I
get my file back again?'
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This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this
guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from
the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording
monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk
employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect
organization for 'Termination without Cause.'

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations! ):

Operator:       'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller:            'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. '
Operator:       'What sort of trouble??'
Caller:            'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden
the words went away.'
Operator:       'Went away?'
Caller:            'They disappeared'
Operator:       'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller:            'Nothing.'
Operator:       'Nothing??'
Caller:            'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator:       'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller:            'How do I tell?'
Operator:       'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'
Caller:            'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator:       'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller:            'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't
accept anything I type.'
Operator:       'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller:            'What's a monitor?'
Operator:       'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like
a TV.Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller:            'I don't know.'
Operator:       'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find
where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller:            'Yes, I think so.'
Operator:       'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if
it's plugged into the wall.
Caller:            'Yes, it is.'
Operator:       'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? '
Caller:            'No.'
Operator:      'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again
and find the other cable.'
Caller:           'Okay, here it is.'
Operator:      'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely
into the back of your computer..'
Caller:           'I can't reach.'
Operator:      'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller:           'No..'
Operator:      'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'
Caller:           'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle
-- it's because it's dark.'
Operator:      'Dark?'
Caller:           'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I
have is coming in from the window.'
Operator:      'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller:           'I can't.'
Operator:      'No? Why not?'
Caller:           'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator:      'A power ...... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got
it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing
stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller:          'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator:     'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store
you bought it from.'
Caller:          'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator:     'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller:          'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator:    'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!'

 

Charu
]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/05/21/hello-operator Fri, 21 May 2010 21:30:50 -0700 Balance sheet and revenue has been announced! http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/05/12/balance-sheet-and-revenue-has-been-announced charu1
Even now the sad part is: Spain, Greece and other two countries are in debt crisis.  During the September 2008 to April 2009, Greece country was spending money lavishly during the times of the Great Depression.  And now they are suffering.  The same case happened during 1991 in India too.  One thing that we can avoid during the times of economic downturn is not to spend that much.  And more banks are helping out Greece and Spain now.

-Charu
]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/05/12/balance-sheet-and-revenue-has-been-announced Wed, 12 May 2010 14:13:09 -0700 How to stay young and happy!!! http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/05/04/how-to-stay-young-and-happy charu1
























































































































































































































































-Charu
]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/05/04/how-to-stay-young-and-happy Tue, 4 May 2010 14:17:13 -0700 Ideas to commit suicide! http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/04/30/ideas-to-commit-suicide charu1












If these are not succecced try this..









-Charu
]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/04/30/ideas-to-commit-suicide Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:52:47 -0700 One picture says it all in the form of smilies!! http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/04/28/one-picture-says-it-all-in-the-form-of-smilies charu1        
]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/04/28/one-picture-says-it-all-in-the-form-of-smilies Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:14:27 -0700 Mistakes and mistakes http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/04/26/mistakes-and-mistakes charu1

Mistakes and Mistakes


If a barber makes a mistake,

 

It's a

 

If a driver makes a mistake,

 

It is a New path

 

If an engineer makes a mistake,

 

It is a

 

If parents makes a mistake,

 

It is a

 

If a politician makes a mistake,

 

It is a

 

If a scientist makes a mistake,

 

It is a

 

If a tailor makes a mistake,

 

It is a

 

If a teacher makes a mistake ,

 

It is a

 

If our boss makes a mistake,

It is a

New idea

 

If an employee makes a mistake,

It is a

  Mistake Only


-Charu

]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/04/26/mistakes-and-mistakes Mon, 26 Apr 2010 15:23:59 -0700 Jakkuboys! http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/04/26/jakkuboys charu1 http://www.scubeproductions.com/jakkuboys.html   ;    

Have a look at this video.  Worth watching it, but the message that they conveys doesn't seems to be good!

-Charu
]]> http://www.charubhashini.com/2010/04/26/jakkuboys Mon, 26 Apr 2010 15:06:47 -0700