Project Manager : is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month
Developer : is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite Coordinator : is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client : is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager : is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team : thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team : thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Tester : is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
At some cases these are true!
Charu
Developer : is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite Coordinator : is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client : is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager : is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team : thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team : thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Tester : is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
At some cases these are true!
Charu