Here are something that you can laugh and pass it around.
If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America because of the following questions he would have faced:-
Where are you going?
How are you going?
To discover what?
What do I do, when you are not here?
Can I come with you ?
Coming back when?
What will you get for me?
It seems you deliberately made this plan... No???
Dont lie.... Why are you making such programs?
You seem to be making a lot of such programs nowadays... Why?
I want to go to my parents place. Will you to come and leave me?
I will never come back....Why are you not stopping me?
I don't understand what is this discovery thing?
You always do like this, last time also you did like this.... I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered???